"If
losing socks is simply to be considered an aberrant habit, then it can,
like other forms of human behavior, be modified and ultimately
eliminated.
"Yet, throughout the years, statistical and actuarial studies have
revealed a startling increase in the value of actual “lost sock” ranges
over predicted values. In simpler terms, human blundering falls far short of being the entire
explanation of the problem.
"It can only be concluded that the universe, and the socks themselves,
are 'up to something'.”
--Dr.
Perditus Pedale, MD, PhD,
on the innate hostility of the universe |
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